Personality Quiz: What Broke Your Band?

You surprised your band and the world by revealing that your critically acclaimed sophomore album was NOT in fact an inspiring tale of heartache and redemption but instead a warning to the masses of an impending alien threat led by a warlord named Terry. Watch Breaking the Band — Sundays 10ET/9PT on REELZ

The band just couldn’t see the obvious genius of backing every song with growling badgers. You fired them all! When they said, “You can’t do that. It isn’t your band!” you took your badgers and left. Watch Breaking the Band — Sundays 10ET/9PT on REELZ

The Zamboni incident… We don’t talk about the Zamboni incident. Watch Breaking the Band — Sundays 10ET/9PT on REELZ

The band said that they were holding you back and that you were destined for better things! It had nothing to do with the fact that your concerts and practices consistently started two hours late because you were aligning the stage’s audio cables with the equator and prime meridian. Watch Breaking the Band — Sundays 10ET/9PT on REELZ

You got in an argument with Bob about what color sparks should rain down on the stage during your big encore. He wanted any old blue when the obvious choice was the exact hue of the Antarctic ice cap at 7pm in March. Bassists… Watch Breaking the Band — Sundays 10ET/9PT on REELZ

Your band was already upset that your last album was disco and/so deciding that country dubstep fusion was going to be the next big thing broke them entirely. Watch Breaking the Band — Sundays 10ET/9PT on REELZ